A while ago, I wrote a quick post on how I accidentally broke my Kindle, but then fixed it again.
It’s been quite a popular post, and I’ve had a few comments and emails from people on how I managed to do it.
The other day, I found a cheap 3G Kindle (Model: D00901) on eBay. But it had a busted screen. So I decided to buy it for my sister, along with a replacement screen, and publish a quick “howto” on opening, operating on, and replacing a broken LCD screen on the D00901 Kindle 3 model.
First up, get a replacement screen. Easiest way is to put the model number and the word screen into an eBay search. You’ll get a few options. I got a new screen, posted, for about $45 AUD. I’m sure if you look really hard you might find a cheaper option.
Anyway, wait for it to turn up. When it does, you’re nearly there. You’ll also need a small Philip’s head screwdriver.
Next step, crack open the plastic shell on the back of the Kindle. I do this by a crude method of using a small screwdriver. There are several tabs that hold it on tight that you’ll have to pull apart gently.
Eventually, and with a tiny bit of pressure, you’ll get the plastic back off. There are no screws that hold the back bit on.
This is what you’ll see.
Take out the screws which hold in the battery (see the red ovals above) then put them and the battery to one side. Then get ready, then get ready – there are 15 tiny screws to take out for the next step.
Once you’ve taken out the screws, the main board isn’t quite ready to be removed.
You now need to carefully disconnect the ribbons. Some have a little lock mechanism. You lift up gently with a normal screwdriver (the brown bit of plastic) then slide the ribbon out. The one down the bottom lifts up (it’s the modem’s antenna), the one with the red/black cable pulls out (don’t yank, edge it out bit-by-bit with a screwdriver).
Again, be very careful here.
If you’ve done it all correctly, the board will then lift out.
Put to one side.
Now the screws which hold in the LCD screen. There’s two at the top, and two on the side.
Undo them, put the screws to one side.
Final stretch, I promise.
The red ovals below have screws which hold the screen holder in. The blue boxes show the location of some tabs. The big purple box down the bottom – that’s just a warning. That’s the on/off switch and it’s easily damageable, so keep an eye out.
Once you’d done that, the metal chassis will lift out.
The screen will fall away. Discard the broken screen.
Carefully place in the new one, then go backwards through these instructions.
A few notes:
- The little ribbons are fragile. They also need to be carefully replaced, or buttons won’t work.
- The screen is fragile, don’t break it again!
- Before you put all the screws back in, put the battery in and see if everything works properly. Nothing worse that having to undo everything again because you forgot one little ribbon… I speak from experience on that point.
Easy. Any questions? Comment below.
Dear Google Reader,
You were great. I used you regularly, but alas you’ve decided to leave.
It was all so matter of fact. You abruptly announced that you would cease-to-be July 1 2013. I clicked “okay”, and that was that.
A relationship of years, ended with a simple blue button. I suppose that’s what I liked about you in the first place. You were efficient.
You gave me a few months to gather my stuff. A few months to move on.
It was hard. Copies of you sprung up over the internet almost overnight. But they weren’t as good. I should know, I tried them all.
Sure me and the other RSS readers had some fun, but it was never the same. They were never as fast as you. They were never as snappy. Some were too complicated, others lacked any depth what so ever.
Well Google Reader, I’m just writing to let you know that I have found a perfect match. I don’t want to gloat or anything – it’s nothing like that – but my new RSS reader is so much better.
It even has a snazzier name: NewsBlur.
Funny thing is that I’d tried NewsBlur before. It was a bit slow and the design wasn’t great, so I moved on. Lucky I don’t stick with first impressions.
NewsBlur rolled out a new design the other day. It fixed its speed and now its wonderful. Wonderful. I couldn’t be happier.
It’s even got a premium pricing model. $24 a year. That’s cheap. And you know what? That’s worth paying. It’s worth paying for things that are good, because it means the designers and developers have a reason to keep pushing forward, rather than letting it all stagnate before letting it die.
It also has a really good iPhone and iPad (and Android) app. They are polished, and fast.
So dear Google Reader. Thanks for the good times. I am sorry to see you go. It hasn’t been easy, but – for now at least – NewsBlur is great. I couldn’t be happier.
I am a massive fan of Midsomer Murders. What’s not to like?
Episode after episode you sit down to Bumbling Barnaby and his trusty sidekick wandering around a picturesque village, asking probing questions, but – quite frankly – often doing it so badly the only reason the killer is caught is because they are the only ones left.
For a while I had a bit of a game going between friends and family. Midsomer Murders starts at 8:30pm on TV. Everyone has half an hour to text each other to lock in what they think the a) body count will be, and b) who they think the murderer is.
Inevitably, all the players would watch their a) body count guesstimate again be eclipsed by a show which has more death per episode than the entire James Bond series and b) their chosen murder suspect quickly included in said death toll.
I had a real knack for locking in my murder suspect, only to see them crushed against piles of bottled sauce with a forklift before being thrown naked into a sterilizer (yes this happened) at around 9:05pm.
The world now has 95 episodes of Midsomer Murders. More are planned. It’s a show – as my friend Viv put to me once – not about Barnaby but about the countryside. It’s also a show about blood. There are sites which track how many people die (and how), and the statistics are worrying:
- 265 Murders
- 16 historical including one possible
- 11 suicides including three historical
- 15 accidental deaths including two historical
- Nine natural causes where murder is suspected or relevant to the plot
- One of which may have been a murder
- One unexplained death
- One historical death by firing squad
- One historical massacre (numbers not specified)
That means 2.7 confirmed murders, on average, per episode. Or 324 deaths, averaging 3.4 an episode (this doesn’t include the massacre, but does include possible historical deaths). In one high death, particularly gruesome episode where there was bleeding to death from a spear wound, a bow and arrow murder and an iron bar to the head, Sgt. Scott asked:
“Is the body count always this high in Midsomer”
“It has been remarked on”
Interestingly, there’s been no episode where any media picks up on 265 murders as a story. Wikipedia has this as the summary for episode 93:
The murder of a journalist has chilling echoes of a 1960s horror film starring Midsomer’s own Stella Harris. When Stella’s more famous sister returns after a 40-year family rift, the killings escalate, each reminiscent of a movie plot. Is life – and death – imitating art?
That seems to be more about a movie, rather than a solid investigative news story. It’s about time some of the hacks from Badgers Drift got it on this and exposed the murderous hellhole for what it really is.
They could begin by exposing that the most popular form of murder is a stabbing or a slashing, followed up by shooting or a bash around the head. There’s also been a lot of suicides.
I decided the other day to try and graph the types of deaths in Midsomer, and started logging each episode:
I only got through eight episodes for a couple of reasons, the main being the writers would keep coming up with new ways for people to die, the graph would never make sense. It’d just be a series of small bars. Categorising the deaths was also difficult. In which category do you put “run over by car and then injected with pure liquid nicotine” or “rendered unconscious by concentrated valirium in drink and then drowned.”
Viv reckons I need a column “only in Midsomer”, which is a great idea, but it would dwarf the rest of the results, and again not show very much. The writers are indeed very creative. So creative that in at least one episode, the cause of death for one poor electrocuted burgler is never made entirely clear. One presumes it’s accidental, but with Midsomer, you’d never know. Maybe Joyce knocked him off?
Looking at the table, you can see how creative they really are. Obviously they need the grizzly deaths and it keeps it exciting. I added a new column in each time I needed a new category, and you can see how the thought process from episode to episode. “How about we write an episode where someone dies because the murderer withholds vital medication to keep the heart going?” says one writer. “Perfect,” the others reply. (See episode five – a below average two murders (and a tragic accident) – but still rather inventive.
Viv also pointed out to me that Midsomer Murders is a highly successful English TV export, sold to many countries. The names of the show change from market to market, apparently in Russia it’s called “Very English Murders”. Nothing says Very English like a dubbed Russian accent taking the role of Barnaby.
The different promos television networks run vary widely too:
And finally a very dark ad from the Hallmark Channel (who else?) asking “Will the body count ever stop?”
I wonder if I can get that on a greeting card?
I have no homicidal tendencies. Promise.
But Apple’s Siri is oddly specific.
Swamps? I love how it’s slotted between mortuaries and funeral services.
I for one welcome our new SkyNet overlords.
Why, in 2013, are we still being asked to enter email addresses in twice?
I understand the concept for passwords. Passwords are obscured (****) and you need a way to check you haven’t made a typo.
But I can see email addresses. It’s in plain text right in front of me:
It’s also getting worse. More and more websites are actively going out of their way to stop you copy and pasting your email address across.
A very small issue, I agree. But still, stop wasting my time.
P.S – blog posts coming soon:
- No, I don’t want to download your stupid app. Just show me the content I want.
- All the slow loading ads are making my mobile browser bounce back up to the top of the page and now I’ve lost my reading spot.
- If your app relies on ads, please make it clear in the app store so I don’t waste my time
And many, many more.